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breaking-news

Hormuz or Bust: Oil Above $105 and the Internet is Absolutely Losing It

Iran threatens Hormuz, Brent crude blows past $105, and traders are doom-scrolling harder than ever. Here's what the sentiment data actually says.

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weekly-roundup

Intel's Dot-Com Ghost Is Dead — $INTC Just Had Its Best Quarter in Years and the Semis Are On Fire

Intel erased its dot-com ghost, semis went on an 18-day win streak, and the Strait of Hormuz turned off the global oil tap. Week of April 24th, ranked.

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earnings-spotlight

Strait of Hormuz Is Killing Energy Earnings — And Wall Street Is Still Asleep

The Strait of Hormuz is basically closed, Brent crude is above $105, and Bloomberg's own energy guests say markets are underpricing the risk. Earnings season is going to be spicy.

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crypto-watch

Billionaire Crypto Drama Is Trending and Bloomberg Made a Quiz Out of It

Bloomberg turned billionaire crypto drama into a trivia question. If that's not a sign of peak cultural saturation, we don't know what is.

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trending-tickers

Oil at $160, the Strait is Mined, and the S&P Is Somehow Up — Social Sentiment Is Losing Its Mind

Oil's at $160, the Strait of Hormuz is mined, and finance YouTube is screaming 'get your money out.' Meanwhile the S&P is on its longest win streak since 2024. Sure.

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market-analysis

S&P 500 Eyes Record Close While a War Shuts Down the World's Oil Tap — Markets Are Gaslighting Us

The S&P 500 is flirting with record highs while the biggest energy disruption in human history plays out in real time. Sure, totally normal.

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reddit-buzz

Reddit Is Screaming About $SOX's 18-Day Win Streak While the Strait of Hormuz Burns

Semis are partying like it's 1999 (literally — INTC just cleared its dot-com high) while the Strait of Hormuz is basically a parking lot. Reddit noticed.

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hidden-gems

Three Tickers Nobody's Talking About That Are About to Get Very Loud

Intel got its parade. These three under-the-radar names are doing the quiet work that could make them tomorrow's headlines.

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youtube-insights

$INTC Just Eclipsed Its Dot-Com Peak — And the YouTube Finance World Can't Stop Talking About It

Intel just eclipsed its dot-com peak, Apple's getting a new CEO, and the SOX hit an 18-day win streak. YouTube finance is losing its mind — in the best possible way.

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weekly-roundup

$INTC just had its best day since 1987 — and the AI chip story is only getting weirder

Intel's best single-day gain since October 1987. Tesla's $3.3B free cash flow swing. A new Fed Chair incoming. This week had everything except a quiet news cycle.

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earnings-spotlight

Nvidia Rides Intel's Coattails to All-Time Highs — and the Semiconductor Party Is Just Getting Started

Intel just had its best single day since October 1987. Nvidia hit a new all-time high. The SOX index logged its 18th straight winning session. Retail is not sleeping on this.

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breaking-news

Strait Jacket: Iran Threatens to Shut Hormuz and Markets Are Starting to Freak Out

Iran threatening to close the Strait of Hormuz. Saudi Aramco's CEO skipping conferences. Treasury says war funds are 'plenty.' Oh, and oil is whipsawing. Fun Monday.

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