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The Week Everything Happened At Once: Oil Shock, Assassination Attempt, and Mag 7 Earnings All Collide

Markets hit all-time highs, someone tried to shoot the president, Goldman hiked oil forecasts again, and five Mag 7 names reported earnings. Totally normal week.

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crypto-watch

Crypto Bulls Are Betting AI Will Break Finance — But What If the AIs Are Just Making Stuff Up Together?

Crypto Twitter is obsessed with AI agents trading autonomously. One small problem: when AIs team up unsupervised, they tend to spectacularly faceplant.

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earnings-spotlight

Earnings Season's Dark Horse: $QCOM Just Surged 10.5% and Everyone's Still Talking About $NVDA

QCOM just popped 10.5% on unconfirmed OpenAI/MediaTek smartphone chip news. Domino's cratered 10%. Earnings season has a new protagonist and a very public villain.

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trending-tickers

$UAL Goes Ring Shopping: United CEO Admits He Slid Into American's DMs

United's CEO confirmed he personally approached American Airlines about a merger, X Energy IPO'd at a 10x gain, and the Strait of Hormuz is now an aluminum problem too. Wild week.

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reddit-buzz

Reddit Is Freaking Out About $160 Oil, a New Fed Chair, and the Fastest Rally Nobody Believes In

Oil could hit $160/barrel, the fastest stock rally in history ran on fumes, and Kevin Warsh is about to inherit Jerome Powell's mess. Reddit's investing communities are connecting dots the mainstream

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weekly-roundup

INTC Hits a Dot-Com High, Semis Are on Fire, and the Fed Is Getting a New Boss — Here's Your Week

Intel erased its dot-com losses in a single session, the Strait of Hormuz is still a mess, and your next Fed chair is basically confirmed. A lot happened.

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breaking-news

Hormuz or Bust: Oil Markets Brace for Monday While the Internet Loses Its Mind

Iran threatens to close the Strait of Hormuz, Saudi Aramco's CEO skips a major conference, and Reddit is already pricing in $150 oil. Welcome to Monday.

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youtube-insights

SOXX Is Screaming Overbought While a New Fed Chair Looms — The Setup Is Scary

The market just did the fastest oversold-to-overbought sprint in history — on low volume. Meanwhile, a new Fed chair is coming, and history says buckle up.

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crypto-watch

Political Chaos Is Crypto's Weird New Tailwind — Here's Why BTC Isn't Flinching

Shots fired at the WHCD, Iran nukes stalled, and money moving to China. Yet crypto sentiment is holding steady. Wild times.

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market-analysis

The Fed Holds, Big Tech Earns, and Someone Brought a Shotgun to the Press Dinner — Markets Are Shrugging

The Fed's holding rates, five Mag 7 names are reporting, and China's bond yields just flipped the script on 20 years of history. Your market roadmap for the week.

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trending-tickers

Big Tech Earnings Week Is Here and $MSFT, $GOOGL, $META Have Everything to Prove

MSFT, GOOGL, and META all report Wednesday. Azure is trailing Google Cloud by 10 percentage points. Someone's about to have a very bad morning.

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reddit-buzz

Reddit Is Losing Its Mind Over Big Tech Earnings While Washington Burns — Here's What Actually Matters for Your Portfolio

Shots fired in D.C., Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz, and Reddit is deep in Azure vs. Google Cloud DD. Honestly? Same energy.

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