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$UAL Goes Ring Shopping: United CEO Admits He Slid Into American's DMs

United's CEO confirmed he personally approached American Airlines about a merger, X Energy IPO'd at a 10x gain, and the Strait of Hormuz is now an aluminum problem too. Wild week.

Apr 27, 20261 min read

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weekly-roundup

INTC Hits a Dot-Com High, Semis Are on Fire, and the Fed Is Getting a New Boss — Here's Your Week

Intel erased its dot-com losses in a single session, the Strait of Hormuz is still a mess, and your next Fed chair is basically confirmed. A lot happened.

Apr 27, 20261 min read

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breaking-news

Hormuz or Bust: Oil Markets Brace for Monday While the Internet Loses Its Mind

Iran threatens to close the Strait of Hormuz, Saudi Aramco's CEO skips a major conference, and Reddit is already pricing in $150 oil. Welcome to Monday.

Apr 27, 20261 min read

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youtube-insights

SOXX Is Screaming Overbought While a New Fed Chair Looms — The Setup Is Scary

The market just did the fastest oversold-to-overbought sprint in history — on low volume. Meanwhile, a new Fed chair is coming, and history says buckle up.

Apr 27, 20261 min read

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crypto-watch

Political Chaos Is Crypto's Weird New Tailwind — Here's Why BTC Isn't Flinching

Shots fired at the WHCD, Iran nukes stalled, and money moving to China. Yet crypto sentiment is holding steady. Wild times.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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market-analysis

The Fed Holds, Big Tech Earns, and Someone Brought a Shotgun to the Press Dinner — Markets Are Shrugging

The Fed's holding rates, five Mag 7 names are reporting, and China's bond yields just flipped the script on 20 years of history. Your market roadmap for the week.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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trending-tickers

Big Tech Earnings Week Is Here and $MSFT, $GOOGL, $META Have Everything to Prove

MSFT, GOOGL, and META all report Wednesday. Azure is trailing Google Cloud by 10 percentage points. Someone's about to have a very bad morning.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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breaking-news

Hormuz or Bust: Oil Above $105 and the Internet is Absolutely Losing It

Iran threatens Hormuz, Brent crude blows past $105, and traders are doom-scrolling harder than ever. Here's what the sentiment data actually says.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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weekly-roundup

Intel's Dot-Com Ghost Is Dead — $INTC Just Had Its Best Quarter in Years and the Semis Are On Fire

Intel erased its dot-com ghost, semis went on an 18-day win streak, and the Strait of Hormuz turned off the global oil tap. Week of April 24th, ranked.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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earnings-spotlight

Strait of Hormuz Is Killing Energy Earnings — And Wall Street Is Still Asleep

The Strait of Hormuz is basically closed, Brent crude is above $105, and Bloomberg's own energy guests say markets are underpricing the risk. Earnings season is going to be spicy.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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crypto-watch

Billionaire Crypto Drama Is Trending and Bloomberg Made a Quiz Out of It

Bloomberg turned billionaire crypto drama into a trivia question. If that's not a sign of peak cultural saturation, we don't know what is.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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trending-tickers

Oil at $160, the Strait is Mined, and the S&P Is Somehow Up — Social Sentiment Is Losing Its Mind

Oil's at $160, the Strait of Hormuz is mined, and finance YouTube is screaming 'get your money out.' Meanwhile the S&P is on its longest win streak since 2024. Sure.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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