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CNBC's White House guest says 2.6% inflation and deal optimism = new highs. Bloomberg's guest says seized ships and $95 Brent say otherwise. Grab a drink.
The Strait of Hormuz is a mess, US debt is $39 trillion, and somehow Bitcoin is printing higher lows. The doomers and the diamond hands are both making their case right now.
The Hormuz standoff is a Reddit DD goldmine hiding in plain sight — fertilizer shortages, $5.49 diesel, and a Pentagon asking for $1.5T. Follow the money.
NASDAQ closed 13 straight positive days — one of the best runs ever. Then Iran slammed the door on peace talks. Here's what the noise actually means for your portfolio.
Iran threatens to lock down the Strait of Hormuz, oil whipsaws, and Reddit is somehow already calling this the buy of the decade. Classic.
13 consecutive NASDAQ green days, a blocked Strait of Hormuz, and earnings season all walk into a bar. Something's about to get punched.
Oil's chaotic, stocks are shaky, and somehow Bitcoin is the calmest chart in the room. Buyers are grinding. Sellers are failing. Make it make sense.
WSB is waking up to the Hormuz trade. With 70% of US farmers frozen out of fertilizer markets and oil tankers getting shot at, Reddit's energy DD threads are getting spicy.
S&P 500 posts back-to-back 3%+ weeks, Netflix gets clowned for a $0.06 EPS miss, and Anthropic's new AI model is apparently a hacker. Busy week.
S&P 500 posts its biggest weekly gain since 2020 while Iran fires on oil tankers. Either markets know something we don't, or they've completely lost the plot.
The S&P just posted its best week since 2020, oil tankers are getting shot at, and corn costs $1.25 an ear. One of these things is not like the others.
TSLA reports Wednesday and nobody's talking about Model Y. Retail traders want robotaxi timelines, Optimus updates, and a reason to believe again.