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$XOM and $CVX Are Printing Money While the Strait of Hormuz Becomes a Toll Booth

Brent crude near $116/barrel, Goldman hiking recession odds to 30%, and Iran charging $2M per ship to pass Hormuz. Energy is the only trade that matters right now.

Mar 30, 20261 min read

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earnings-spotlight

NKE Earnings Are Coming and Social Sentiment Is Already Digging the Grave

Nike reports Tuesday with China sales estimated down 16% and gross margins shrinking. Social sentiment isn't hopeful. Beyond Meat is somehow worse.

Mar 30, 20261 min read

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youtube-insights

Your Seed Phrase Is One House Fire Away From Zero — YouTube's Crypto Crowd Is Sounding the Alarm

Andrei Jikh says your seed phrase is more valuable than your hardware wallet. Bloomberg says the Strait of Hormuz is basically a toll booth now. It's fine. Everything is fine.

Mar 30, 20261 min read

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breaking-news

Hormuz Is Closed, Oil Is Furious, and Your Monday Is Already Ruined

Iran's Revolutionary Guards are threatening to slam shut the Strait of Hormuz. Oil is whipsawing. The dollar is spiking. Happy Monday, everyone.

Mar 30, 20261 min read

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hidden-gems

Three Stocks Nobody's Talking About That Could Actually Matter: $IRDM, $BYRN, and $AVAV

While everyone argues about mega-caps, three under-the-radar small-caps are quietly stacking catalysts. Here's what the crowd is missing.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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weekly-roundup

Oil at $112, S&P Below 200-Day, and Wall Street's Portfolio is on Fire — Weekly Sentiment Roundup

Brent above $112, S&P off 8% from its high, and your tech portfolio looking like it lost a fight with a drone. Here's what social sentiment told us this week.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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crypto-watch

War, Oil at $112, and Crypto's Big Shrug — $BTC Is Playing 4D Chess Right Now

Oil hits $112, US troops deploy to the Middle East, and Reddit's crypto corners are leaning bullish. Chaos as a catalyst? Let's talk about it.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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breaking-news

Hormuz Is Basically Closed and Oil Just Hit $112 — Here's What the Internet Is Screaming

Brent crude is above $112, 20,000 seafarers are stranded near Hormuz, and the doomscroll crowd is pricing in $150 oil. Social sentiment is absolutely unhinged right now.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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earnings-spotlight

Oil Is Screaming, Fertilizer Costs Are Insane, and Retail Is Buying $XOM Before Earnings — Here's the Play

Brent crude is at $112, the Strait of Hormuz is nearly shut, and fertilizer prices tripled in weeks. Retail traders are piling into energy before earnings drop.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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youtube-insights

Oil at $112, 20,000 Sailors Stranded, and SpaceX Is Still Trying to Go Public — Welcome to the Worst Week in Four Years

Oil's above $112, the S&P 500 just had its worst week in four years, and 20,000 sailors are stuck in the Strait of Hormuz. Finance YouTube has entered full alarm mode.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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trending-tickers

$USO, $GLD, $SPXS: The Middle East Is On Fire and Your Portfolio Isn't Ready

Brent crude is above $112, the S&P is down 7% in five weeks, and one YouTube channel is calling $150-$200 oil. The data is starting to agree.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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crypto-watch

War, Oil at $112, and Crypto's Identity Crisis: Bitcoin Is Either a Safe Haven or It Isn't

Brent crude is above $112, TIPS are screaming 5% inflation, and Bitcoin's 'safe haven' narrative is getting stress-tested in real time. Crypto Reddit is not handling it gracefully.

Mar 28, 20261 min read

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