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The Fed Holds, Big Tech Earns, and Someone Brought a Shotgun to the Press Dinner — Markets Are Shrugging

The Fed's holding rates, five Mag 7 names are reporting, and China's bond yields just flipped the script on 20 years of history. Your market roadmap for the week.

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S&P 500 Eyes Record Close While a War Shuts Down the World's Oil Tap — Markets Are Gaslighting Us

The S&P 500 is flirting with record highs while the biggest energy disruption in human history plays out in real time. Sure, totally normal.

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Hormuz Is Broken, Intel Is Flying, and the AI Arms Race Just Got a $40B Price Tag

Intel's up 121% YTD, Google's writing $40B checks to Anthropic, and the Strait of Hormuz may never fully reopen. Normal market stuff.

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INTCGOOGLAMZNAMD

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Tesla's Quarter Was So Good It Made the Bears Cry Into Their Short Positions

Tesla flipped from -$1.9B expected free cash flow to +$1.44B actual. The market is vibing. Iran who?

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The Strait of Hormuz Is Closed and Markets Are Still Partying Like It's Fine

The Strait of Hormuz has been closed for 8 weeks, 13M barrels/day are offline, and US futures are... rising? The market's cognitive dissonance is showing.

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S&P 500 Hits Record While the Strait of Hormuz Burns — Markets Are Either Genius or Insane

S&P 500 posts its biggest weekly gain since 2020 while Iran fires on oil tankers. Either markets know something we don't, or they've completely lost the plot.

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The Strait Is Open, the S&P Is Ripping, and Nobody Knows If Any of This Is Real

Markets are pricing in peace, not peace itself — and there's a big difference. Here's what the sentiment data is actually telling us.

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Records on Records: The Market Is Vibing While Earnings Season Prepares to Reality-Check Everyone

Markets are printing records like it's therapy, but earnings season is pulling up with a list of grievances. Here's what the sentiment data is screaming.

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GEVIBKRNFLXTSLA

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The Market Is Pricing in Peace — But Cruise Ships Are Still Stuck in the Gulf

The Nasdaq just posted 11 straight up days, the S&P is knocking on 7,000, and Allbirds pivoted to AI. Meanwhile, five cruise ships are literally stranded in the Persian Gulf.

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AAPLCRMSTZ

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The Strait Is Closed, Oil Is At $150, And Your Doritos Already Cost $7 — Welcome To Stagflation Season

Oil at $127, gas headed to $7, and PepsiCo missing revenue by $1B two quarters in a row. The demand destruction is real and the stagflation clock is ticking.

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USOPEPSHELJPM

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Seven Green Days and a Strait: The S&P's Ceasefire Rally Has One Very Vulnerable Chokepoint

Seven consecutive green days on the S&P 500, semiconductors leading a V-shape recovery, and JD Vance doing diplomacy. What could possibly go wrong?

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SPYMU

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Hormuz Is the New Fed: How a Half-Closed Strait Is Running the Entire Market Right Now

The Strait of Hormuz is barely open, CPI just had its worst month since 2022, and somehow the AI trade is still ripping. Markets contain multitudes.

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