$MU Just Beat Earnings and Still Got Wrecked — Welcome to War Season
Micron posted blockbuster numbers, retail is bullish on memory chips, but a $25B capex surprise and an Iran war are doing their best to ruin the party
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$MU had what should have been a perfect earnings week. Strong double-digit pricing growth, 340% stock gains over the prior 12 months, insatiable AI demand for memory chips — the whole dream. Then it guided for capital expenditures north of $25 billion (Wall Street was penciling in $22.4B), and suddenly retail traders on Reddit are asking whether they bought a chip company or a construction firm.
The brutal irony: the supply constraints that are actually keeping Micron's pricing power intact — limited clean room space, tight fab capacity for the next 12-15 months — are the same reason that capex number exists. Bloomberg's Stock Movers coverage noted the stock swung from down 8.8% to recovering at -2.5% intraday, which is the market's version of a shrug-cry. Meanwhile, $FIVE — yes, Five Below — absolutely torched expectations, surging 10% on a strong earnings beat and upbeat outlook, reminding everyone that discount retail sometimes wins wars by accident.
The real problem for earnings season right now is that nobody wants to model geopolitics. With WTI crude approaching $98/barrel, energy costs crushing margins across every sector, and a Pentagon asking Congress for $200 billion to fund an Iran war, even a perfect earnings print gets buried under the news cycle. Micron earned its beat — the market just wasn't in the mood to care.